December 2010
“Remember kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered but...”
– Babe Ruth in The Sandlot, aka the best movie ever! (via putitonapage)
And it’s been forty days I’ve tried forty ways You will never quite leave your sins behind They’ll haunt you, taunt you until the day you die. You will never really go
fact of the day: pens are deadly
ridetheblue:
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
Read more interesting facts like this at Simply Awesome Facts
"Miss off pister, you ain't so muckin' fuch"
Shit my Nana says
Haven't been high in a while. Shayna? the weekend...
A beautiful sweater, a year’s subscription to Cosmo, and a MASSIVE bag of sour keys=the best Christmas present in the world. Thank you.
WASSUP TUMBLR
It’s been a while, what’s new?
Well you say your life’s a bore, and I can’t quite disagree If you judge your life by the pieces of shit that inhabit your T.V. Because they stand so proud, and they talk so loud, and every other word is a lie I’ve found.
pete-andre:
“I think virginity is the most over-hyped, illogical concept I’ve ever heard of, let alone one of the largest double-standards in history. I have no idea why people over-hype the fact that someone hasn’t had sex, or why they equate it to “innocence”, “virtue”, or “honor”. It simply means you haven’t had sex, it doesn’t say anything about your character.”
So happy, I love Guelph. But I love my cottage more, and that’s where I’ll be for the next 11 days
j: I want to sleep really well tonight
c: are you actually going to do it?
j: probably. i have no one to smoke it with though.
c: oh. I thought you were talking about orgasming.
j: orgasming?!?! who the fuck says that?
But what you’ve got, it sure ain’t a lot and you act like it is but you know that it’s not and even if it was, would you ever give it up? if i told you what you had was really nothing?
yes, it’s nothing, nothing at all!
This morning, in the span of half an hour, I got told I looked like Miley Cyrus by 2 different people. Great.
Hey, you’ve got to keep trying You’ve got to keep holding onto what you’ve got Cause what you’ve got it sure ain’t a lot, Hey! everyone’s falling down everyone’s holding out for what you’ve got
Me and you, we’re so fucking weird with each other. If someone recorded our conversations we’d be arrested on the spot, I’m sure. Love it
loveyourchaos:
You’ll wake up in the morning and see this… I just wanted to remind you that being with you is my favorite part of the day. It has been since the day I met you.
"Mr. Logan, I'm not going to torture you. But you...
I love 24, and Kiefer Sutherland, no matter how fucked up he may be
Oh I know it’s hard but so are you and so am I and we’ll pull through together. It’s been years but still I fear that someone dear will leave me here forever.
I ain't steppin outta shit, all my paper's legit
F U WINTER
shoe buying for old people
so how do those shoes feel?
*old lady*: ummm, they’re okay, they kind of hurt my feet though
alright well our return policy is that you can return up the shoes up to 15 days if you only wear them inside! or on a treadmill, you can’t wear them outside
alrighty! I’ll take them and wear them out!! (onto the horrible grey streets)
she gets home and calls us: THESE SHOES HURT MY...
And you’re failing, you’re bailing. Good god motherfucker now i hear you flailing I see you flailing That’s right I think I do I see you flailing away, away
I am just so happy to be home right now, it’s kind of overwhelming, but I miss my roommate :(
still waiting on that no fat chicks shirt
“You are not your bra-size, nor are you the width of your waist, nor are you the...”
– Boyghost: This again.(via nancylicious)(via sexisbeautiful)
this is nice