December 2011
pugsexual:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.
Home from St. Lucia. Oh how lovely it was. Until we landed in the freezing rain.
aaverefede asked: ARE YOU GOING???
I saw you tonight. It was wonderful.
skeletongue:
Do you know what is fucking annoying? When guys are like “I want a natural girl with barely any makeup” as they look at photos in magazines of casual bitches wearing jeans and a t-shirt, unaware of the fucking magnitude of makeup that goes into making her look that natural. They want natural by their standards, and if you don’t look like that cute smiley bitch on page 6 when you hop...
Type in let it snow on google.
GUELPH TOMORROWWWWWW
For people who enjoy my bus stories:
Today I was sitting on the bus, happy as a bumble bee, cause I’m done exams. The couple next to me were MAJORLY PDA-ING IT. Like, full on make out. I could hear it. Also, he kept doing those raspberry things on her mouth. You know raspberries? Like you do it on little babies stomaches? Yeah, on her mouth. Fucking gross. If someone did that to me in public I’d bite their lips. They also...
actnaturallyinthisvirtualreality:
my old high school could legitimately run a successful day care. wow.
ROSS FTW. Rosstitutes. Message me, who’s pregnant now?
died
We dated and she’s an incredibly important person that I lived with for a long...
– Justin Vernon on the meaning behind Skinny Love (via putitonapage)
lifeslikeabigwheel said: Would we also be able to say Merry Christmas again?!
Well I hope that’s the trend we’re moving toward. What we need is someone in power who isn’t afraid of raising a little controversy.
I'm on board for this law, what about you guys? →